An English Joke

“The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the Americans. On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the Americans. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the Americans.

Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. It’s speaking English that kills you.”

 

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British Centre Of Melilla

British Centre es una escuela de prestigio situada en una de las zonas más modernas de Melilla, la Explanada San Lorenzo y el puerto deportivo.

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